

Ready or Not, Christmas Is Coming
Masa Trauma, the Tamale King, and the Tradition That Lives On
Whether prepared or not, Christmas is upon us. The home is fully decked out, and the annual Tamale Party is happening this weekend — but first, the tamales must be made.
Being Mexican means carrying a tradition that stretches back generations, and that tradition is very much alive. Tamales are deeply loved — but the thought of making them? Dreadful.
By the end of it, there will be traces of masa in every room of the house. This is what might be called Masa Trauma — that particular kind of overwhelm that sets in when the full weight of tamale assembly becomes a physical and psychological event. The masa, or dough, is gloriously messy. It ends up everywhere — the counter, the floor, the hair. And the back? The back gives out reliably before the last batch ever makes it to the steamer. It is a labor-intensive undertaking, and it is worth every aching moment.
Mike prepares all the meat — along with the other secret ingredients that earned him the well-deserved title of Tamale King last year. The rest of the family handles assembly: spreading masa onto moistened corn husks, layering in the seasoned meat with chili sauce, then wrapping each one carefully before they go into the steamer.
The kitchen will be chaos. The back will suffer. The masa will travel. And the tamales will be magnificent.
The Main Event
Tacos, Karaoke, Tamale Judging, and the Shadow of Nepotism
The Tamale Party is a three-act celebration: first, eating — a taco company is hired for the occasion — then karaoke, and finally, the main event: the judging of the tamales. The rules were established years ago, and on a scale of one to five, judges rate each entry across four categories: the taste of the masa, the taste of the filling, presentation, and overall taste. It is no small responsibility. The contestants wait with the kind of anticipation usually reserved for far more consequential announcements — because for the next full year, the winner holds the undisputed bragging rights to the best tamale in the world.
The Merry Christmas Game rounds out the evening, and it has been a crowd favorite year after year. The questions are written — almost always at midnight the night before the party. As MC, the accusation of nepotism is a recurring whisper, particularly since son Mikos’ team wins with remarkable consistency. The whispers, however, do not land. Mikos simply knows all the answers.
The Tamale party consist of eating, (we hire a taco company) and then Karaoke, followed by the judging of the tamales. We made up rules for judging years ago and on a scale from one to five the judges rate: the taste of masa, taste of filling, presentation, and overall taste. The judges have a great responsibility hanging over them. The contestants eagerly wait for the final announcement and for one year they have the bragging rights of the best tamale in the world.
I created the Merry Christmas game and it has gone over very well each year (I usually make up the questions at midnight before the the night of the party). Our son Mikos’ team always wins. Since I am the MC, accusations of nepotism are always whispered but it does not matter because Mikos knows all the answers.


A Christmas Prayer
Dear Heavenly Father,
As the beautiful Christmas lights shine all around, may they be a constant reminder that You are the Light of the world — and that Your light dispels every darkness. May all who celebrate this season be ever mindful of Your holy presence.
Bless those who have no shelter and no food for their families; move the hearts of others to come to their aid. Bless those suffering from grave illness — heal them, Lord, and draw them close to You. Bless all who serve in the armed forces, protecting this country, and bring them home safely to the families who wait for them.
Bless all who have lost their way, and bring them to the foot of Your cross. Heal the families that have been torn apart, and lead them to a spirit of repentance and reconciliation. Bring comfort to all who grieve the loss of a loved one, and let them feel the nearness of Your presence.
Thank You, Father, for Your most precious gift — Your Son, Jesus. And thank you, most beautiful Blessed Mother Mary, for your fiat — for saying yes.
Amen.


